1. What’s black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you’re all through with it?

2. John: “I know every song in the World.”

Paul: “It can’t be. I bet you don’t know any songs which contain the name of my daughter – Beatrice.”
John accepted the bet and won. Which song did he sing?
3.Why are 1988 pennies worth more than 1983 pennies?


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